Fuck That Noise

My name is Elyse. I am the portrait of apathy.


Ask me anything  


I will always love my best friend.

Don’t tell her I said so.



rambleonpuddin asked: AHHH!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE BACK.

AAAAAAH!!!! YOU NOTICED I WAS BACK! I LOVE YOU



Reblogged from historysaidwhat
“ They say freak, when you’re singled out. But the red, it filters through. Joseph McCarthy, Chairman of the House Un-American Activities Committee (via historysaidwhat)

“Why? It’s not like you have to listen to them.”

- after I politely requested a day off to avoid any conflict when I found out a Christian radio station would be doing a remote broadcast from my workplace.


“I mean, we make dyke jokes, and that’s no big deal.”

I’ll give you a minute to think about that, co-worker.


“Gay people have just as many rights as straight people. They should stop getting so offended over jokes.”

Where do I even begin?



Reblogged from hazzahazhaz
markpellegrino: zacharypinto: zq with a terrified baby Clearly, being subjected to the intense sexuality of Zachary Quinto’s eyebrows at such a young age has driven this child to insanity. Who am I? What are these amazing bushy lovebrows? I do not deserve such sybrowy goodness! I AM DEVASTATED! Three years of therapy later, the child is now wandering the streets, throwing cats at people, and muttering about caterpillars chasing him.

markpellegrino:

zacharypinto:

zq with a terrified baby

Clearly, being subjected to the intense sexuality of Zachary Quinto’s eyebrows at such a young age has driven this child to insanity.

Who am I? What are these amazing bushy lovebrows? I do not deserve such sybrowy goodness! I AM DEVASTATED!

Three years of therapy later, the child is now wandering the streets, throwing cats at people, and muttering about caterpillars chasing him.

(Source: hazzahazhaz, via bloodysavage-deactivated2011070)


bloodysavage-deactivated2011070 asked: elyse, it's illinois, your wife~~~

ILLINOIS! I’M GOING TO BE IN YOU ON SUNDAY! I mean… your state. Yeah, that’s what I meant.



I’M BACK, BITCHES!



That awkward moment when a man in Brazil starts coughing.